Sep 12 2008

Not Ready for Prime Time

I’ve been waiting anxiously to get into the SOCOM: Confrontation beta for PS3.  There were actually three reasons why I even bothered to buy a PS3 — 1) Blu-Ray, 2) SOCOM, 3) Metal Gear Solid 4.  Alas, the beta has been an unmitigated disaster.  By all accounts, the game is broken — and it’s yet another PS3 game without adequate friends list support.  The PS3 is a great system on a technical level, and the built-in WIFI and networking is much, much better than the XBOX 360’s (you have to buy a $100 add-on if you want WIFI access).  But without the integrated gaming service that XBOX Live has, PS3 is just a mess.

I can’t even believe they’re bothering with beta tests.  I’ve been in two XBOX 360 betas (Halo 3 and COD 4), and they both went smoothly (well, the Halo 3 beta had about 48 hours of trouble, but after that was well-handled).  I purchased the online PS3 magazine Qore to get access to the beta, and Sony has now decided not to let you download the beta through Qore, but are instead sending out codes via email.  I really don’t have a lot of faith in this crew to actually get the codes out.  And they certainly haven’t done a very good job of communicating the change in distribution method to their customers.

Seriously, the should hire me to do their communications.  My content editors at work are a lot better informed than Sony’s paying customers.

But besides this, word on the street is that the game is marginally better looking than its PS3 ancestors, and that in terms of online functionality, it actually has less than the original SOCOM games.  I guess this is what happens when you hire a PSP developer with no online gaming experience to develop a triple-a title for a major console.

Can Sony screw up the PS3 any more than they already have?

Sep 12 2008

Palin’s Interview

I will not blog about Sarah Palin … I will not blog about Sarah Palin …

Sep 11 2008

Best XBOX 360 Games of 2007 (One Year Late)

I just came across this draft of a post I meant to publish back in January, but someone how never got around to it.  So here it is, one year late!  My best list for 2008 to come in only a few short months …

Well, the year has come and gone, and I played more games than any adult human with children should. The XBOX 360 is still my primary platform, although I’ve recently branched out onto the Nintendo DS, which I’m finding to be the gaming equivalent of the iPod —  well engineered extremely cool. Still, most of my gaming has been on XBOX 360, so that’s my focus for this “Best of” list.

So without further adieu, here are the games I enjoyed the most this year:

5. Command and Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars

4. Halo 3

3. Call of Duty 4

2. Elder Scrolls: The Shivering Isles

1. The Orange Box

Biggest disappointments:

1. Mass Effect
2. Bioshock

Best games on other platforms:
1. Final Fantasy XII (PS2)
2. Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass
3. Resistance: Fall of Man

Sep 11 2008

Occam’s Razor?

Last night, while Tina and I were trying to watch Alan Ball’s incredibly tedious, idiotic vampire drama, True Blood, we heard a knock at the door. And then, suddenly, the door knob began to violently shake, as if someone was trying to get into our apartment.

I jumped up and quickly locked the deadbolt.

“Who’s there?” I said, cautiously.

No response.  Then the door knob began to shake again, as they continued trying to get into the apartment.  It continued for another moment, and then whoever it was left and began trying to get into another apartment.

“Maybe it was a drunk who got lost?” Tina wondered.

Occam’s razor would say that was probably the case.  But I’m not so sure.

There are times when you realize that living in the city isn’t as safe a proposition as you sometimes think.

Sep 10 2008

Taking a Break from Political Blogging

It’s my strong belief that John McCain and Sarah Palin are not serious about changing this country’s course. They have no policy prescriptions for the serious problems that face this country outside of the same failing Republican policies of the last 8 years, and if you want to go back further, back to the Gingrich revolution of 1994. Cut taxes for corporations and the super-rich, cut social programs that help the poor, and push a privatization of public schools so that tax money meant for a free and non-partisan public education can be diverted to religious private schools. Oh yeah, and engage in more expensive “preemptive war” financed by our Chinese creditors, pretend Global Warming isn’t real and that peak oil is not upon us.

In regards to their personal qualities, Sarah Palin clearly supported earmarks before she was against it, and abused her office as governor to try to fire her ex-brother-in-law based on a personal vendetta she had against him, and not based on his professional performance. She tried to get books banned from her local public library in Wasilla, Alaska, and when that failed, she tried to get the librarian fired. This is the same kind of politics we’ve enjoyed during the last 8 years of the Bush administration — policies, such as what was practiced at the Gonzalez Justice Department, where qualified lawyers for non-political, career civil service position were denied jobs simply because they were Democrats. These are the same kinds of political methods used in the third world, and any hope of getting back to a less politicized government bureaucracy goes out the window the day McCain/Palin are elected. Of course, these aren’t documented facts, they’re “smears.” Just Obama and the Demoncrats trying to besmirch the reputation of yet another morally upstanding Republican.

John McCain, the “maverick” of old, is just another Republican politician, running endless smear ads in attempt to emasculate his opponent, turn him into an object of national derision, just as was done with John Kerry and Al Gore in the last two cycles. Obama is a celebrity, he has no honor, he would lose a war to win an election, he called Sarah Palin a “pig,” blah, blah, blah. But what policies does John McCain stand for? To listen to his convention speech, he stands for “change” broadly, admits the Republican party fucked up, but hey, they’re Republicans. The Presidency is their possession by right. Trust us guys, we’ll fix things if you give us four more years. No worries — forget that Bush’s attempts at fixing the economy have done absolutely nothing. Forget that as health care costs spiral out of control, the Republican administration and congress did nothing when they controlled all three branches of government.

This election is becoming a replay of 2000 and 2004. The Republicans have no record to run on, they’ve had no legislative or policy successes on the domestic front, and the surge has only been a success if you supported the war all along. Our nation is in shambles, the military is strained to its limits, and my kids are billions in debt to China. We’re supposed to believe that John McCain, a man who doesn’t sweat the details, Sarah Palin, governor of a state with a population smaller than that of any major metropolitan city, are going to right the ship? Especially, with the same Bush-era bureaucrats and political appointees running the government? He says Democrats would serve in his administration, but would the Republican party machine let that happen. But that’s the same bullshit rhetoric that Bush, the “uniter not a divider” used back in 2000.

Come on, wake up. McCain is a third term for Bush. Our country is slipping into the third world, the middle class is dying out, the dollar has been overtaken by the euro as the international currency of choice, and we’re going to support a ticket because the Presidential nominee is a “maverick” POW and the VP is a “soccer mom,” a “regular gal” who knows what our lives are like?

The media vetting about Sarah Palin is about figuring out who she is, what she stands for. And the narrative doesn’t hold up to the facts. But what does it matter? Americans don’t like facts, and the Republicans are great at spinning narratives. In the comments, James believes that the Republicans will win based on narrative, on the Democratic attacks on Palin failing to stick — and if things go like they did in 2000 and 2004, they very well might. McCain and Palin make us feel good about being Americans, not like Barack Obama and his elitist policy positions. Who needs a policy position when you have a lot of spunk?

It’s the McCain/Palin apologists, the same people who were Bush/Cheney apologists, that are wrong time and again, and yet they’re perpetually rewarded for being wrong. Our country is in such bad shape after Bush that the same people who insisted and yelled and screamed that Bush was the only one to see us through the Iraq War, are the same people now saying that McCain is the only one who can right the ship. They were wrong then, and they were wrong now.

I take no pleasure in saying that if McCain is elected the middle class will continue to decline, the national debt will continue to swell, and American greatness will continue to be a thing of the past. The Republican party, the party that hates government a matter of principle, is not the party that should be in control of the government when the crises of our day require government action. From 9/11, to Katrina, to the economy, the Bush administration and the Republicans always made the wrong choices, and those choices have lead us to wear we are now.

But hey, who cares if they’re competent? They’re more likable, less elitist, why they’re just good folks. Not like those babykilling Demoncrats! Who needs having uppity, educated people in power, when we could have McCain and Palin? They may be in the tank for Big Oil, but drilling off the coast and in ANWR will fix all our energy woes. They may be in the tank for Wall Street, but privatizing Social Security and putting our futures at risk in the stock market is the key to salvation. McCain likes to gamble, so we should gamble the national retirement insurance plan in the always stable and reliable stock market!

Watching the same narrative play out again and again is getting really tiresome. How many times does it take before people realize that following the same failed Republican policies will lead to the same catastrophic failures? It’s time to change power in Washington and give the Democrats a shot at fixing the government. The Republicans couldn’t do it in 8 years, why not give the other party a chance to see if they can turn things around?

Anyway, the point here is that the election is making me seriously depressed — it’s seeping into my subconscious and making it hard for me to stay positive about my own life. The only thing I can do to fix this is to focus on things outside of politics — to try to ignore the election and let things play out as they will. So, I’m going to impose a self-inflicted ban on political blogging and blog-reading for a few weeks. I’ll resume again during the debates, but the day-to-day coverage of the campaign narrative is just too bleak a hobby to pursue for now.

Sep 10 2008

Troopergate Continues

Newsweek has the scoop on Troopergate. Apparently Palin and her husband made disparaging remarks about her brother-in-law before she was governor, remarks a judge said bordered on abuse of her brother-in-law’s children.

Definitely worth a read.

Sep 10 2008

McCain and Palin

Josh Marshall considers the obvious:

Will John McCain bring Sarah Palin to the debates with Obama?

It does seem like McCain can’t campaign without her. Makes sense that he couldn’t debate Obama without Palin at his side. What would he do if he actually had to answer questions on his own? He might explode.

Sep 09 2008

GOP Incapable of Telling the Truth

The thing that really gets me about the current narrative about Sarah Palin is that it’s bullshit. She’s not a maverick reformer — the record shows that as mayor and then governor, she actually chased after the same earmarks she’s claiming she fought against.  

Here’s a dissection of the “Original Mavericks” commercial and the questionable facts contained therein:

Sep 09 2008

Keeping the Faith

Even as John McCain enjoys his bounce, it’s hard not to realize that Obama people planned for this. Looking back at the primaries, I recall similar moments of stress and adversity when Obama supporters were convinced that certain death was imminent. And yet, Obama won the nomination, despite some pretty serious attacks.

Polls don’t win elections, and as George W. Bush showed us in 2000, the popular vote doesn’t win the election, either. It’s the electoral college that matters. And with Obama, we’re seeing a similar strategy that we saw back in the primaries when he was racing for delegates, not the popular vote.

Though McCain is still up in the overall polls, the battleground states are another matter. It’s like the Obama people are ignoring the polls, and continuing to execute their plan for electoral votes, just as they did with delegates in the primary.

So to all my friends out there currently freaking out about McCain’s post-convention bounce, take a deep breath. The Obama people know what they’re doing. This is the operation that beat the Clinton machine and the Democratic party establishment. What’s the McCain team compared to that?

Sep 08 2008

Humor in the Face of Adversity

Now that it looks like John McCain is ahead about 900% in the polls this morning, take a moment to enjoy this post from a “Republican” regarding his support for the old Maverick.

Yes, things look bleak, but at least we can laugh about it. Once the nukes start flying under a Palin administration and 2/3 of the world is a radioactive wasteland akin to the world of Cormac McCarthy’s The Road, we can all look back at a time when we could still laugh in the face of defeat.

I’m covered in sunburn, my party’s losing the election to a doddering old maverick POW and his ultra-right-wing book banning creationist running mate, and I don’t have anything to play on either my PS3 or XBOX 360. What else could be better than that? Oh yeah, the fall television season has begun. At least there’s something to look forward in the midst of all this gloom.