Tina takes aim at McCain for asking a new mother to abandon her children to be Vice President.

But hey, her 17-year-old daughter has to learn to be a “mama” sometime, right? It’s “country first” with the McCain campaign, Tina. Remember, families are nothing more than props to help sell your “narrative” and “brand” to America.

And Sarah Palin’s brand is “devoted hockey mom,” “former Union member,” and “evangelical Christian.” Forget how all three of those things contradict who she really is.

Oh yeah, and despite the fact that both she and her husband have worked for the oil industry their entire lives, she’s a solider against the influence of big oil and special interests.

This woman has all the right family values to be Vice President. And her judgment shows that if melanoma ever takes down McCain, she’ll be right there to lead this country further off the cliff.