My god, these are supposed to be our superstar candidates? Obama can’t answer a straight question. Hillary looks like she was programmed down at the Third Way factory for political robots, and Edwards can’t explain why he paid $400 for a hair cut. Biden, Dodd and Richardson might as well not even be there. And this guy from Alaska — whoa. How did they even let him into the room?

I hope somewhere in America Al Gore is watching this and telling his people to get his campaign rolling.