It’s not enough that my dog is spreading blood around the house — oh no. Today, Tina’s OBGYN clinic dropped her because she’s too “high risk.” Apparently, our twins are momo — Monoamniotic and Monochronionic — which means they share the same amniotic fluid. Aka: your twins may be fucked.

And of course, this is all done through the telephone, coldly. Have a nice day, fuck you very much. Rather than help us set up a new appointment, as I would have thought customary, they gave us a set of numbers and said “farewell.”

Next appointment: January 31, 2005. My emotional state: scared out of my fucking mind. Tina’s emotional state: steady, but nervous. Convinced this is a misdiagnosis. I sure hope